Hipsters and art students have finally discovered early 80s hardcore *trophy...
some guy from a museum talks to some other guy who was in some band like 30 years ago about what things were like back when Ronald Reagan was president and how KISS is not a very good band Of all the...
View ArticleHoly fuck the TYLER CARTER track from “Punk Goes Pop” is soooooo good
There are very very VERY few people in -core bands who are what you could call “real musicians.” And by that I mean, people who could actually play music that will be enjoyed by a fanbase other than...
View ArticleBREAKING NEWS: ENPEDESTALMENT releases new single “DICKSQUAD” *please read*
(ft Samantha from GUTTURAL SLUG on vocals) If u love Sergeant D and controversial new artists ENPEDESTALMENT, please visit them on Bandcamp and purchase one of their releases (we recommend the...
View ArticleJello Biafra goes on longwinded, cringy rant about selfies
feeling super embarrassed that not only does grandpa jello have an excessively strong, unsolicited opinion about selfies, he can’t even figure out how to take a horizontal video so it fits nicely on...
View Articlemore evidence of the impending neon revival: SILVERSTEIN’s new website
Only thing that could have made this more perfect would be a zany genre description like “crunk / reggae / grindcore” (POSSIBLY) RELATED POSTS:? So glad that BLACK VEIL BRIDES are keeping REAL punk...
View ArticleIf u fetishize 90s NYHC, check out NOECHO.NET
Lately I’ve spent a lot of time complaining about sites like Noisey and NPR jizzing over 80s/90s hardcore– people who would never dream of giving it a word of praise when it was actually relevant. And...
View ArticleJonathan from FTSK is a real estate agent now
“Look with Cook!” It’s been a rough couple years for the boys in FTSK. Not only did they lose their main songwriter (Caleb), but singer Jonathan Cook got arrested for selling fake watches on eBay AND...
View ArticleFAKE REAL METAL KID STARTER PACK
(POSSIBLY) RELATED POSTS:? Ughhh society’s beauty standards are like sooooo fucked up LOVE ADVICE: Selections from my ask box edition This makes me want to be straightedge again OMG I just saw...
View ArticleMatty Mullins releases new video of himself walking down the street for 4...
‘A bit different than a typical music video’ = him sitting in the back of the mini cooper with the back hatch open while ms mullins drives (POSSIBLY) RELATED POSTS:? MATTY MULLINS releases new video;...
View Article‘Real Hardcore’ kids = literally worse than the holocaust
CREDIT: http://turkeyforlife.tumblr.com/post/102982629643 (POSSIBLY) RELATED POSTS:? SNEAK PREVIEW: The world’s first tr00-screamo porn movie World’s first SYWH-inspired graffiti? WOW TOUGH CHOICE...
View ArticleThis week in #sludgewave: GOLIATH “Inside My Mind” ft JOHNNY PLAGUE
Our friends in GOLIATH just dropped this new single featuring John from WINDS OF PLAGUE. You might notice that it is by far their best sounding material yet, courtesy of Eyal Levi. If you like this,...
View ArticleWhich 80s HC band should be jocked by Noisey/Rollling Stone/NPR next??
Since Vice/Noisey seem to like borrowing my ideas (1, 2), I figured I might as well at least feed them some good ones. And with their fawning over ancient hardcore at an all-time high, what better...
View ArticleBROKENCYDE are still a band and have a new single (srs)
rule of thumb: when ur hairline looks like Nicolas Cage’s, u should probably stop playing scene music Those of you who have been with SYWH since the beginning will remember that I was big on the...
View ArticleNeon easycore’s not dead: ALIVE IN STANDBY, CHOKING AMBER, CRUNKASAURUS REX
I’ve been saying for a while now that a neon/ez revival is not too far off in the distance. I know it sounds crazy, what with tr00 pop-punk and 90s alternative rock-worship at an all time high, but...
View Articleif u want to be bored, check out the new TITLE FIGHT single
The soundtrack to low testosterone is here, accompanied by a dull video of some old guy stumbling around on a boat. Surprised they didn’t shoot the video on Betamax and beg MTV to resurrect 120...
View ArticleMembers of TERROR and DEEZ NUTZ form “trill punk” band called DEM NICE
Glad to see that nick has cleaned his look up a bit, i was kind of worried after he looked more and more like a tweaker from modesto with every passing TERROR tour You probably know Nick Jett as the...
View Article“GIRL IN THE HARDCORE SCENE” starter pack
The starter pack meme is pretty played out, but I couldn’t pass this one up! Not sure who made it, credit to Josh McBain for awaring me to it (POSSIBLY) RELATED POSTS:? 4 sale: YOUTH CREW HXC STARTER...
View ArticleBRING ME THE HORIZON are officially “REAL music” now
People complaining about “14 year old scene kids” liking BMTH?!! Mind = fucking blown. We knew this day would arrive, but I don’t think any of us expected it to come so soon. What a time to be alive....
View Article“I’m a guy in the hardcore scene” starter pack
the house on the upper right is the dagger (POSSIBLY) RELATED POSTS:? “GIRL IN THE HARDCORE SCENE” starter pack 4 sale: YOUTH CREW HXC STARTER KIT *rare oop converge integrity bane terror xxx vegan*...
View ArticleFormer bullshit Warped Tour band BAYSIDE put “bullshit warped tour bands” on...
sad 4u, BAYSIDE. u guys should know better than to turn into bitter old men who repeat the cycle of “last’s years ‘trendy bullshit for teenagers who shop at the mall’ is this year’s Real Music.” from...
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